Off to see the unemployment wizard

Today is the day that I set aside for looking for a part time job since technically I am still on call for two days a week for the railroad (they never call). So I follow the yellow brick road to the unemployment office and hang out with other people in the same situation maybe even talk to the scarecrow or somebody who resembles a scarecrow like a tweaker (plenty of those around here). Should be a interesting day, just got to make sure the tin man doesn't jack my hubcaps.